As the British dominance was coming to an end in India..
..the English map makers were busy charting the map of India.
I've charted all the villages on this map.
Just this small one left.
Sir. I've heard that..
..its also home to the biggest sanatorium in the country..
Aren't you scared?
I'm sure they're all locked up..
..and not waiting to welcome us on the streets.
What happened?
Sir!
What happened? - They're loose.
They've broken out of the asylum.
Who?
Who do you think will break out of asylums, horses?
The lunatics, they've broken out.
They've taken over the village.
They're on a rampage. - Save yourselves.
Listen.. Sir, what now?
We'll have to go in.
This is the only village left.
I've to submit this report tomorrow at any cost.
Sir, it's a tiny village.
Who'll know if it goes uncharted?
But... - If we enter the village..
Turn the car around.
'And that's how the tiny village..
..was lost forever from the map of India.'
"Joker"
Hey, wait, wait.
Wait.
What happened?
Just another freak signal.
Either I'm wrong to believe..
..that there's life beyond this planet.
Or I'm not capable of building a machine..
..that can communicate with them.
Don't lose heart, Agastya.
You're building the first machine in the world...
..that can communicate with aliens..
It's a difficult job, it will take time.
Have patience. - Diva, I've all the patience in the world.
But those who have financed my project want results.
I had given them an estimate...
..that I'll show them results in two years, for sure.
And you know, today my two years are up.
I've a meeting with them tomorrow.
So what are you going to say?
I need more time.
We here at Space Labs have supported you..
..up until this time with your vision...
..with a hell of a lot of money and technical support.
I really am thankful to you guys for that.
And he says thank you..
..by building a million dollar radio that doesn't even work.
Excuse me.
That radio is the most sophisticated trans receiver on this planet.
And if you think contacting aliens is that easy..
..why don't you try this mobile phone?
You can't talk to me like that.
Agastya, as much as I've my full faith in you..
..I can only push that faith so far.
Now, if you can't produce results..
..then Space Labs will be forced to find..
..the next worthy man to take over this project.
And as we all know, that's me.
I've waited for a long time..
..for this opportunity, Ladies and Gentlemen.
And I want to thank you, sir..
..for finally recognising where your faith is deserved.
Let's not jump the gun, Simon.
Agastya. We're going to give you one month.
One...one month! - You're welcome.
One month.
If we don't have results by then..
..we'll have to shut your project down.
Where were you? I've been trying to call you since morning.
My phone was switched off.
Please, don't ask me anything.
I've only bad news.
I also have some bad news for you, Agastya.
There was a call for you.
From India.
The person calling said he's your brother
Your father's very ill.
He's breathing his last breath.
He wants to see you.
I'll have to go to India.
We've to go to India. - We?
Yes, we.
And we're leaving tonight.
I've booked our tickets.
You cannot come along, what will you..
I am not asking.
I'm telling you... I'm coming along with you.
We've been living together for four years now.
You never told me that..
..you've a father and brother in India.
You always said that you're an orphan.
I am sorry.
Why didn't you tell me, Agastya?
Why didn't you tell me about your family?
You're coming along, aren't you?
See for yourself.
Agastya. What's your village called?
'Paglapur'.
'Paglapur?'.
What a strange name.
It's just the beginning.
How much further to Paglapur?
This train won't take us to Paglapur.
It will take us to Ratnapur.
We'll have to take a bus from there.
Here. - Two tickets, Paglapur.
Two tickets to Palanpur.
Paglapur.
What? - Paglapur.
Palanpur. Two tickets for Palanpur.
Exactly. But she's insisting on going to Paglapur.
But we're going to Paglapur. - This bus won't take us to Paglapur.
We'll get down at Palanpur. And then hire a rickshaw.
Tell me first, where do you want to go?
'Paglapur'
I'll pay you extra.
Just take us there.
I can fly you to Afghanistan.
But never to that bizarre village.
Please.
God save me. - You're acting scared as if..
..the villagers will charge on your rickshaw with an axe.
Oh, God!
Run! It's raining idiots in this village!!!
Stop! Where are you going?
Anywhere but Paglapur. Run.
Sundi! - Where the hell did he come from?
Babban!
Babban, careful.
Babban!
Are you hurt?
Sattu, we're used to it now.
It's the same old story whenever we cut a branch.
What rotten luck we have.
Come here.
Diva. That's Babban.
My brother. Babban, that's Diva.
My friend. - Hi.
Who is he talking to? - Them.
Again the doll broke! I am so unlucky!
Don't worry. You still have to see the entire village.
So, children.
The brightest minds amongst you..
..will grow up to be the Viceroy of the country.
What will they be? - Vice Roy.
Yes.
German!
Hitler.
Hide. Go.
Hide. Hide. They come everyday.
It's gone.
Hair-hair remains. - What?
"Saved by the hair."
But sir, why do the Germans attack us everyday at this hour?
Son, there's no telling..
..when the second world war will end.
I don't know. No idea.
Did you go to this school and become a scientist?
Yes, until third grade.
Sattu. You come gone.
You're back.
I just arrived.
I'm on my way to meet dad.
The chief isn't well.
He's very ill.
And he isn't going to live long.
Say it aloud. - Glory to Goddess.
No, Say your tables. - 2x1=2
2x2=4 - Bravo.
Agastya, what's that?
2x4=8
Move. That's Raja's (King's) house.
He'll be really happy to see Sattu.
Your Highness, Sattu's back.
The king of kings, the bravest, most gallivant..
..Rajaji (Your Highness) is arriving.
What?
His grandfather was in the asylum here.
Must have been a king sometime.
He still thinks he's the king.
Greetings. Rajaji.
Sattu, the last hope of my empire.
You're back, son.
She is my friend.
She is my friend. - Friend.
Here, hold the world. Careful.
I was going to see my father and thought I should drop by.
Son, I wish to sing a song for you, but.. - But?
The chief isn't well.
He's very ill.
And he isn't going to live long.
"East or west, Paglapur's the best."
What are they celebrating?
Independence day.
Independence day?
But today isn't 15th August.
It's independence day for Paglapur.
Today is the day when the village was rid of the asylum.
Who is that? - That's the father of our nation.
Father of our nation?
But he doesn't look like Mahatma Gandhi?
No, no, no. That's Lord Fockland.
He attacked the asylum's guard first.
He was in the asylum as well.
And that...is his grandson.
He too is named Lord Fockland.
Look who's here.
Sattu is back.
Careful. Careful.
Agastya, wait for me. - Come come come.
Careful.
Please put me down.
Put me down.
Put me down!
Be quiet.
I want to see my father.
What's that child doing there?
That's Goti.
He thinks he's a lamp.
That's why he's hanging.
Then why not get him down?
And leave the chief in the dark!
Father.
Sattu. - Yes, father.
You've come. - Yes.
How are you?
I'm fine.
How are you?
I am not well.
I am very ill.
And I am not going to live long.
Father, what's wrong with you?
Like I said, I'm not well. - I mean, what's wrong.
I mean do you have a headache, stomach ache..
..or feeling nausea.
How would I know? I'm not a doctor.
Can father walk? - Walk? He can't even stand straight.
But now that you're here, I've some more time.
Now, I can leave this village..
..under your intelligent guidance and die in peace.
No, father, don't say that. - Fine, I won't.
I'm here now. Everything will be fine.
Everything will be fine.
Hey!
Sattu has said everything's going to be fine.
Everything's going to be fine. - Everything's going to be fine!
Come, father. - Where to?
I'll take you to the biggest hospital in the city.
No, no, no.
What do you mean? How else would you be alright?
Father, you won't find a doctor in Paglapur.
The chief wants to say the sun is setting.
It'll be dark soon.
And travelling through the woods at night.. Oh my, God.
Tomorrow, we'll all go together.
He's saying the same.
Coming from this background..
..how did you make it to America?
I always knew there's a world beyond this.
A different world.
I worked hard to get out of here.
I walked 12 kilometers everyday to that village...
...to study.
After that I went to Delhi...
worked hard...
got a scholarship...
paid my fees...
And then, America.
And now, you've your eyes set on the aliens. Right?
Right.
They really love you.
How do you stay away from them?
Well, Diva. It's not been easy.
I miss them every...every single moment.
Especially my brother Babban.
He and his..
Yeah..
But I cannot achieve my goal here.
I have to go back.
Or hopefully..
Hopefully, one day I'll make an observatory lab here.
And work right here.
Sattu. Come on. - Where?
The villagers are celebrating your arrival.
Father's not well, how can they celebrate?
Take me there quickly.
I want to see Rani's fervour.
Let's go.
Rani's here.
"Oh, her killer looks.."
"..her intoxicating gait."
"Oh, her killer looks.."
"..her intoxicating gait."
"She's here to entertain.."
"..and unfurl some excitement"
"My intentions are wicked."
"My curves are to die for."
"My thoughts are lethal."
"My illusions are magical."
"It's a sinful body, a big blemish."
"This girl never learns."
"She's out of her senses."
"She's as fearless as one can be."
"She'll now reveal the secrets."
"Let the suspense out now girl!"
"I want Just you."
"Baby, I want Just you."
"I want Just you."
"Baby, I want Just you."
"I want Just you."
"Baby, I want Just you."
"I want Just you."
"Baby, I want Just you."
"I was..."
"..thirsty till now."
"After two pegs.."
"..I am the Queen of Jhansi."
"I've set out...to conquer."
"Yes, it's a place in your heart I want."
"It's a sinful body, a big blemish."
"This girl never learns."
"She's out of her senses."
"She's as fearless as one can be."
"She'll now reveal the secrets."
"Say it once more girl."
"I want Just you."
"Baby, I want Just you."
"I want Just you."
"Baby, I want Just you."
"My magic.."
"My spell.."
"Or through hypnotism."
"I will have you under my control."
"I'll be the queen of your heart."
"It's a sinful body, a big blemish."
"This girl never learns."
"She's out of her wits."
"She's as fearless as one can be."
"She'll now reveal the secrets."
"Say it for the last time girl."
"I want Just you."
"Baby, I want Just you."
"I want Just you."
"Baby, I want Just you."
"My intentions are wicked."
"My curves are to die for."
"My thoughts are lethal."
"My illusions are magical."
"Just you."
You're trapped... Chief, you're cured.
Yes, I'm cured.
I'm cured.
Quiet! Shut up!
Shut up!
Didn't you have problems getting up?
So this was just a charade to get me to come here.
No charade, I was just singing.
Fine. You can sing all you want!
Keep singing! - Sattu.
Brother Sattu. - Sattu. - Which song?
I kept you at bay from this insanity.
We can leave tomorrow morning.
No need to leave at this late hour.
Diva, we've no time to lose now. Let's go.
Sattu. Sattu.
I just wanted you to come back..
..and save this village from it's poverty.
Sattu! Sattu! Sattu, listen.
Sattu, you've no clue..
Do you know how hard I worked to get out of here?
I had just one month to save my year's of hard work.
And thanks to you, now I've even less.
But we didn't know..
Son, listen to me..
Don't leave us.
No one will follow me, okay.
No one!
And no one will talk behind my back also.
What's wrong with you? Let's go.
You just said no one follows you.
You've lost it in their company. Come on.
Are you crazy? Why are we going through the woods?
It's very safe. I used to take this route to school.
There used to be a shortcut here.
Left or right.
Wait here, I'll be right back.
Stay here.
Agastya.
What happened?
Agastya! What are you doing there?
Nothing, Diva. I'm stuck in muck
That's not muck, its quicksand.
What rubbish are you talking!
I've travelled through these woods a million times.
But never came across a quicksand.
Help! Anybody there!
Calm down, Diva. Calm down.
No one can hear you here.
And your screaming won't bring us any saviour.
Agastya.
Sattu! We're coming.
We're coming to save you
No, Babban.
Hold on.
Hold on to his hand.
Catch. Catch. Quickly.
Babban, there is danger ahead, go back.
Babban, no!
No.
Babban!
What's good trying to hold my hands now?
To read my palm?
Idiot. Who asked you to jump in?
If anything happens to us..
..who will look after our father?
He's right, son.
What would I do if anything happened to the two of you.
Father, what are you doing here?
I'm here to apologise. Forgive me, son.
Forgive him, Agastya.
Sattu, forgive him.
I...plead you for my life.
Forgive me.
Forgive him, Agastya.
Sattu, forgive him.
I forgive you.
Father, pull.
Pull!
Well done Chief!
Bravo!
Sattu, where are you going?
Isn't your road that way?
No, father. This is my path now.
What? - I'm out of the muck now.
Now I've to get all of you out of it.
He's not going!
This way.
So, son. You know half the story.
Paglapur's been self-dependent for years.
Like, we weave our own clothes.
Mustard for the oil...
fodder for the cattle...
food grains, all would come from our fields.
And our fields received water from the river.
But now that water's been stopped.
Look. That's the wall, the root of all our problems.
That's a dam. - Dam.. Madam, whatever it is, just get rid of it..
..and let our fields flourish again.
Father, all that will be fixed.
It'll be fixed.
But you never told me about all this.
Instead you used an excuse of your illness to call me here.
Fool.
Father, why are you hitting her?
Fool.
I've written so many letters to you..
But you never replied to any of them.
Letter? What letter?
Don't deny it.
The Guru wrote them himself.
With this pen. - Yes.
I put my thumb impression on it myself.
And Sundi posted them at the post-office.
Post-office? What post-office?
The village post-office.
The village's post-office has been closed for 65 years.
The letters must still be there.
But why didn't you reply?
Forget that.
First, what are you going to do about this dam?
Don't worry, father.
Everything will be fine.
Wow!
Good job Sattu.
So, you're from America. - Yes.
What do you want to setup here?
Factory or Mill? - No.
The water problem.. - Mineral Water Project.
Great. Simply great.
Low investment, higher profits.
I am not discussing any project.
I am here for my village.
And its water problems.
Problems in the village?
You said he's from America.
I am from America.
But I'm here to talk about the problems in my village.
You wasted my time.
Show him out and note down his complaint. - Ok.
Come.
What's your village's name? - Paglapur.
What? - It's next to Palanpur.
Right next to it. - But our territory ends at Palanpur.
Look, you're at the wrong place.
Your village must be in M.P.
Try your luck there.. greetings. - But..
Try with them.
So you're from America.
Yes, I'm from America and..
..I'm here to discuss the water problems.. - Mineral water.
Wonderful project. - No!
I am not here for any project.
I'm here to talk about the water problem in my village.
Problems in the village?
You said he's from America.
Please hear out our problems.
Are we here to hear their problems? - No.
There are 3000 villages in my territory.
If I hear out everyone's problems..
..then it'll take up my entire term.
Have simply wasted my time
Show him out and note down his problem.
Come.
What was your village's name?
Paglapur. - What?
It's next to Ratnapur.
But our territory is only till Ratnapur.
You're at the wrong place.
Your village must fall in Prajasthan.
Try Prajasthan.
Yes, sir. Coming, sir. - So you're from America.
So what do you want to setup here? Factory, mill..
Actually, the water problem.. - Mineral Water Project.
Wonderful.
Low investment, higher profits.
Wherever and whenever you want to start it.
It will be done. What's the value of the project?
Do not create any more suspense.
..tell us the value of your project.
600.
600! Great.
It will be done. Where do you want to set it up?
Paglapur.
Paglapur!
Is Paglapur in our territory?
It's on the border. But we will work something out.
It'll be done. We'll extend the border.
It'll be done. Not to worry. - It'll be done.
So, have 50 deposited, in cash.
I'll collect it, sir.
Look...I don't want to setup any mineral water project.
I'm not here for that.
What do you mean?
I'm just here to know..
..whether Paglapur's in your territory or not?
That's it? - Yes.
And the 600 crore project.
I said 600, you added the crore.
I'm talking about the 600 lives.
You don't know badly they need your attention.
They don't have a drop of water.. - Hold on.
First confirm whether Paglapur's in my territory or not.
Sir. - It could lead to legal complications later.
So? - Sorry, sir.
I made a mistake.
Paglapur's not in our territory.
It's not your jurisdiction.
Did you hear?
Paglapur's not in my territory.
Thank you. - How can you turn your back on 600 lives?
Everyone's willing for setting up factories and mills..
..but no one to take up the responsibility.
Paglapur's situated between three territories.
And no one's concerned about us!
We're too are the citizens of this country.
Someone will have to take our responsibility.
Joker.
Your condition is like a joker.
What? - The joker in the deck of cards.
It's a part of the deck...
...but has no colour.
Please leave.
Remove the Joker from the deck of cards and make him join a circus.
Might as well make a show out of it.
No one's ready to help us today.
Why?
Because Paglapur is not on the map of India.
It's not? Where did it go?
Who took it? Why don't you pay attention?
I will from now.
What's the big deal, I'll put Paglapur on this map right away.
We will have to, Guru.
We'll have to put this joker to a better use.
We'll have to bring Paglapur out of anonymity..
..and back on the map. But not this way.
By using our brains.
What do you mean, Agastya?
By using our brains.
By fighting brains.
Think.
What can draw people's interest towards this village?
Think. What is it?
I know.
What is it? - Years ago, when I was just a child..
..my father said there's oil below this land.
There's oil here?
Yeah! Isn't that a big deal?
That's no big deal.
There's oil on my head as well.
Smell it. - Go and fry fritters in them.
You know if we find oil here..
..many multinationals will swarm this place.
We'll be rich.
We'll be rich!
My grandpa, Lord Fockland..
..dug wells all over searching for oil.
Did he find oil? - He didn't.
So, what are we going there for? - To see the holes.
Let's go, let's go. - Get back.
We're not here on a picnic.
Come on. - Sattu.
Sattu.
The holes.
Sundi. The holes.
Lie in them, and we'll bury you.
Is there anything else..
..other than holes, stones and trees?
There's a magic spot.
Magic's place. - Magic spot? What magic spot?
Where's the magic?
That scoundrel asked us to look here and took the other way around.
How did he get there?
I knew you had a hidden talent.
Actually It's no hidden talent..
..it's a secret passage. Look.
Secret passage.
Hiding road.
Wow, where does it lead to?
Behind the village well.
But this won't help us.
I'll mysteriously appear before people.
I.
People won't come here to watch your magic show.
We'll have to think of something else.
Now you better work your magic.
A kid named Prince has fallen down this well.
Rescue operation has started in full swing.
Let's watch what happens next.
Even the military has arrived.
Let it work this time, God.
You can see at the moment there..
Yes, Babban.
This is my God. - With cameraman Vinod..
You believe in your God.
This is it for me.
I cannot waste anymore time on this.
Babban.
Keep it somewhere safe.
It shouldn't fall in anyone's hands.
Just like humans, who travel to moon on rockets..
..aliens too can travel to earth on UFO's.
No alien has ever contacted any human.
But aliens have always given us signs of their existence.
No one has ever seen..
..these alien signs appearing.
These signs are called 'crop circles'.
Got it. - What?
Babban!
We need more rope.
How much? - Get all you can.
Is he planning to hang us all?
Heave...ho.
What are you doing?
Smaller. Cut it smaller.
And, Rajaji, lend them a hand, will you?
Lord Fockland. Stir it properly.
Do one thing. Put some wet mud in it.
But that will make it rust.
Exactly what we want. - Okay?
No, harder.
Make it tighter.
Sattu. - Yes, father.
What is this for?
So that we maintain equal distance.
It'll take around 8 hours to make this.
When do we start?
9 pm.
"Like the firefly.."
"Light up the world."
"Your fire.."
"Don't burn it out."
"Or use it for fray."
"Spread light.."
"Like the firefly.."
"Light up the world."
"Like the firefly.."
"Light up the world."
"We will glow We will glow."
"We glow like the firefly."
"We will glow We will glow."
"The crazy lot has set out."
"We will glow We will glow."
"We will glow like the firefly."
"We will glow We will glow."
"The crazy lot has set out."
"A glowing glass bowl."
That's our glittering world."
"Let our world always glitter."
"Break the glass."
"Let us come together."
"Let us fly, let us glow."
"Let us light up the entire world."
"We will glow We will glow."
"We will glow like the firefly."
"We will glow We will glow."
"The crazy lot has set out."
"We will glow We will glow."
"We will glow like the firefly."
"We will glow We will glow."
"The crazy lot has set out."
"We will glow We will glow."
"We will glow like the firefly."
"We will glow We will glow."
"The crazy lot has set out."
"We will glow We will glow."
"We will glow like the firefly."
"We will glow We will glow."
"The crazy lot has set out."
There you go.
The playground is ready.
We didn't make this playground.
We didn't?
We've been going in circles for the last 8 hours.
If we didn't, did someone from out of this world make it? - Maybe?
Listen carefully.
From now, if anyone comes and asks..
..the answer is, "We didn't do this".
If they ask who did it.
Your answer will be "We don't know, but it wasn't us".
Sattu.
We harvest the crops every year. - Yes.
And no one comes to take a peak. - Yes.
And this year you crushed the entire harvest.
Who will be interested in seeing this destruction?
Father, look here. - Yes.
The entire world will pour in to see this.
Latitude 27' 40' north.
Longitude 80' east.
A crop circle has been spotted in India.
I repeat, a crop circle has been spotted in India.
Who are we waiting for?
Sattu.
Where is Sattu?
I hope that scoundrel didn't fool us and sneak away from the back.
Traitor. - Snake!
There he is.
What's all this, son?
Are you trying to make fun of our poverty?
Don't fly our jokes.
Don't mock us.
Shut up!
And listen carefully.
Henceforth, we're going to dress like you guys.
So that we look like one of you.
And no one doubts us.
Any questions? - Sattu!
A vehicle is coming this way.
It has a huge upside down umbrella on its roof.
Upside down umbrella? Where is it?
There. There.
What is it?
There. - Upside down umbrella.
Oh.. Bobby! What have you done?
Oh, God!
This isn't an umbrella, it's a dish-antenna.
Nonsense.
Bobby.
Bobby. Have you fixed it?
He's ripped out the entire thing.
It'll take time, can't just fix it back in a jiffy.
Come on.
No, no.
No, don't do that.
Look!
This is...'shrap circle'.
The largest one in the world.
This is where the PMO landed.
You mean UFO. - Yes, UFO.
This is the spot.
This is the biggest 'shrap circle'.
'Shrap Circle'. - So what did you see at night?
We saw a flying saucer.
You mean UFO, right? - Yes. FO.
We saw FO.
And it...it..
Looked like a giant flying omelet.
Can you draw that flying saucer for us?
Wonder you do? - What?
You must be crazy?
How can I draw that giant ship on this tiny piece of paper?
I saw.. - What did you see?
Why should I tell you?
It'll be against our policy.
The Moguls are behind this, I know.
Your name?
Lord Fockland.
What?
This is even weirder than the bloody UFO.
Take his close.
Excuse me, did you..
Did you see aliens..
Imitating me!
Do you see, he didn't just see the aliens..
..but also heard them communicating.
Let's hear it again.
Isn't that shocking?
What did the aliens want to say?
Sms us your answer to 5750.
Is there a place here to stay?
A hotel or lodge.
Lodge? I'm feeling really shy.
Talking to you.
Yes, there is.
Paglapur Lodge.
Yes. Paglapur Lodge.
This is Paglapur Lodge. - This?
Get to work.
Hurry, Babban. They are coming.
This place is creepy.
Has there been a power-cut?
We didn't have power in the first place.
Meaning.. - It means Paglapur never had electricity.
This is how we live.
Strange.
Even in this day and age..
..there's a village in our country without electricity.
We should report this. - Yes, we should.
Come on, come on, come on. Rooms are few.
Those who don't have any issues with the place can take a room..
..and those who do can spend the night in the woods..
..with the tigers, wildcats and alligators. - Come on, come on.
How much? - This place is 200 years...
Only 200! Not bad.
Here's my 200. - Mine too.
Priya. Priya. - Welcome.
Crop circles have been spotted across the world..
..but this is the first in India.
Crop circles are believed to be signs of Alien visitation.
But why are they seen in Paglapur?
Scientists are coming to Paglapur..
..to ensure whether the crop circles are real or not.
Everyone's talking about us.
Until now we were knocking on their doors.
Tomorrow, the entire world will come looking for us.
Terrible!
This is disastrous.
It's the curse of Lord Shiva.
It's the third eye of Lord Shiva..
..that has fired up...to destroy this world.
What's the solution?
We'll have to perform veneration.
A great veneration.
To soothe Shiv's rage.
A rigorous penance right where his third eye is.
Here.
This crop circle...is real!
What is he saying?
"Sing, sing, sing, my boy."
"The entire world has finally woken up."
"The world's in my pocket."
"Dance in English and boogie in Hindi."
"Baby, Baby, take me Baby."
"Dance the night like there's no tomorrow."
"Sway like you're out of your wits."
"Don't stop me, don't stop me."
"Don't waste this moment, don't break the illusion."
"Don't stop me, don't stop me."
"Don't waste this moment, don't break the illusion."
"Tunes running down my veins."
"My body swings to the beats."
"Dance in Tamil and boogie in Telegu."
"Dance in Kannada and boogie in Malayalam."
"Dance in Gujarati and boogie in Marathi."
"Dance in Bengali and boogie in Punjabi."
"Sing, sing, sing, my boy."
"The entire world has finally woken up."
"The world's in my pocket."
"Dance in..."
"Dance in English and boogie in Hindi."
Salsa.
Sweet mother of god!
What the hell is going on?
Sattu looks worried since that foreigner arrived.
He's Simon.
He knows him.
What's with this "awww" all the time?
I meant he knows Agastya.
That's a good thing.
That means he's a friend. He'll help us, right.
Right? - No, they are enemies.
And he can ruin everything just to settle a score.
Him? - How dare he?
Let's take care of him. - Come on.
Stop!
Sit down.
Let's charge! - Sit down, Rajaji.
The entire world's here.
If he goes missing..
..it will make things worse for us.
We'll replace Lord Fockland in his place.
No one will know the difference. - Good. - Stop blabbering.
And hear me out.
Simon will try talking to you tomorrow.
He'll try asking different questions.
You won't answer him.
Remember.
You won't answer a single question.
Okay.
You can talk to him.
Only you, no one else.
Only him.
Just you.
Buy it.
Come on. Buy it.
Ticket please.
Dude.
Sorry, we don't sell milk here.
Sir, maybe you could..
Maybe you could help me..
Look.. I need to ask you a few questions.
Is the crop..
Ahh.. Village Einstein...
Thank God. Look.
There is something going on here.
No. This..
This thing..
This is...not real.
No, just listen to me alright.
I know you..
Forget it. Just forget it.
I'm leaving.
Let go of me little Avataar freak.
Let go.
This guy is a freaking genius.
Game over genius.
Guruji.
Father.
Sundi.
Where the hell is everyone?
Come inside. There's enough space.
You're all hiding here.
I asked you to keep an eye on him.
I am. - Look what I found.
Come on, let's go.
What could this be?
What do you make of this, experts?
How can you miss this?
Ladies and gentlemen, I am sorry.
But this crop circle is a hoax.
Our worst fears have come true.. - Breaking news..
Like most of the crop circles in the world..
..this one's a hoax.
Your move...genius.
Everyone will leave Paglapur tomorrow.
What next?
I'll know only if you let me think....
Son...there's no point in screaming.
That wasn't me, it's Diva. Come on.
Oh no! No, no. it must be the Germans.
Diva's screaming. What's wrong?
What happened?
What happened? What happened?
That..
What was it?
Must be your father, out for a leak.
He didn't have water.
Spread around.
Bloody four sides.
Hitler.
Chief Couldn't you find a better place?
Who is it? Who is it?
Who is that?
Who is it?
Alien.
What? - He's the alien.
It's Kachua.
His name is Kachua (tortoise).
But he sprints like the Cheetah.
You fool.
Sorry, Kachua.
She's apologising.
Sorry, Agastya, I thought he was an alien.
She's saying..
What?
What did I do now?
That' a good idea.
Thank you
And now, get ready for show time.
What happened?
I said no one will leave Paglapur now.
"We will glow We will glow."
"We will glow like the firefly."
"We will glow We will glow."
"The crazy lot has set out."
"We will glow We will glow."
"We will glow like the firefly."
"We will glow We will glow."
"The crazy lot has set out."
So, how am I looking?
Did you get any exclusive footage?
I'm sorry, sir, I didn't get anything..
..but I am trying.. - I'm tired of your excuses.
You're such a big fool.
Every channel across the world is reporting exclusive footage..
..and you.. Hello.
Hello, Anya.
Anya, goddamn answer me.
Sir, I'll have to call you back.
Bobby, get the camera.
Bobby.
Hurry up. Hurry up.
Quickly.
Quiet! Sit down.
Where did he go?
Bobby. What's happening?
I don't know.
Kachua. Are you ready? - Yes, brother.
Go, go, go.
Don't be scared, go on.
Wow!
It's the most extraordinary thing I've seen - My Goodness.
It's almost like.. its from another world.
Oh my..
It's an alien.
Bobby, it's an alien. Start recording.
It's an.. - Yes. - Yes. - Hey!
Move aside. Get out of the frame. - What are you doing?
Get down. - Kachua.
Don't stand idle, do something.
Entertain them.
Bravo.
Kachua, stop.
Kachua, run.
Not there, towards me.
It's not clear at the moment..
..but our cameras certainly caught something..
..in the deep woods of Paglapur.
Are they alien?
We tried our best to keep the alien within our sights.
He is looking here.
The alien spotting in Paglapur is an immediate threat..
..to the United States of America and the world.
The CIA has confirmed a possible alien attack.
As we speak, Mr. President is speaking..
..with the Indian High-Command..
..to urgently dispatch their best forces to Paglapur.
Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.
First I would like to know..
..who is the chief of this village?
Who is the chief of this village?
Sir, sir.
Sir, please. - Just a minute.
Sir, we would like to know..
Sir..
You look young.
I thought the chief's an old man.
It's a good thing.
We're from the same generation.
It'll be easier to talk to you.
Let's have a more private conversation.
How about a meeting.
No, we'll talk right here. In everyone's presence.
I know, sit on that stump and speak.
Sit.
On that? - Go sit on that stump.
Go on. Come on.
Fine. Ill sit where-ever one asks me too...
... Its not like I'm in love with the chair....
I will sit right here.
Go on.
I'm really happy to see the progress in Paglapur.
Swear.
So I've decided that..
..now Paglapur will be under my constituency.
You mean.. - It means Paglapur will now be my territory.
How do we benefit out of this?
Benefit? You'll no longer be an orphan.
What else do you want?
Sundi. - Yes.
You just wasted our time.
You said he wants to talk about Paglapur's progress.
Move aside. Move aside.
Move, move.
I see.
So he's here too. - Come. Take a seat.
So, what's your offer?
Offer? What offer?
We know you two didn't come here for a stroll.
Don't waste our time.
Come to the point.
And make your offer.
Move, move.
Yes!
Don't be scared, take a seat.
We were waiting for you.
That's more like it.
And anyway, We've the first right on Paglapur.
Ask why?
Because... Paglapur's right next to our capital.
Take a peak from the chamber window..
..and there's Paglapur.
And yet you had curtains on your window.
You never saw the misery of Paglapur.
If you guys want Paglapur then you will have to serve it.
Whoever gives the best service to Paglapur..
..will own Paglapur.
How dare you?
Who are you to decide?
What?
Joker.
The joker in the deck of cards.
It's the only card in the deck, but doesn't have a colour.
And the rule is..
..whoever owns the joker, has the game.
I want the Joker at any cost.
Arrange for Paglapur to get the best services.
Provide Paglapur electricity at the earliest.
Sattu. You were amazing.
No one had ever heard of Paglapur.
And now everyone's bidding for power over it.
Father, it's the miracle of our charade.
And as long as our motive isn't fulfilled..
..the show must go on.
We've to keep this show going.
Why were you doing it?
Just like that. - What does that mean? - Just like that.
How about a slap.
Yes, yes.
Don't be too happy.
This isn't a veil, you know.
What is this? Some kind of joke?
What are you taking pictures of?
Aliens! Aliens?
These aren't freaking aliens!
What are you, idiots?
Hey, hey, look.
Look, Yeah, it's a bunch of villagers.
In costumes. These aren't aliens, okay.
Aliens aren't jumping around and dancing for you.
Fly. Fly go.
Look, lady.
What? Does that look like an alien to you?
Please, what? What? Are you like a third grader?
Look, people.
It's a hoax god damn it.
I'm going to prove it to you.
Hey. Hey, you little fakers.
Yeah, I'm talking to you.
I'm going to rip you to pieces.
I'm going to rip you to pieces you little fakers.
Run. - Run. - Run.
Hold me.
Where are you running?
Quickly, he..
Babban, let's go.
Look..
Its nothing, your girl's just paying homage.
Where are you going?
I am not going to hurt you.
I am going to kill you.
Come on.
I am going to kill you.
Come on. - Where are you going? Where are you going?
Trying to go back to your sticky vegetable planet.
I'm not going to let you leave without me.
Take me with you, baby.
Take me, take me. Take me
Hurry up.
Careful with your tail, Babban.
He's heavy.
So, wanted to ruin our game, did you?
What now, brother?
Shall we send him back? - No.
If we set him free..
..he can ruin our game.
Let him stay here until we don't achieve our goal.
"Don't lock horns, or you'll regret it."
"Don't lock horns, or it'll be war."
In a race to get their hands on Paglapur..
..all three states have initiated the development programme.
"This Joker... is a Punter.."
"..who bets on itself."
"I'm a card belonging to the deck."
"But without a colour."
"When someone gets his hands on me."
"He wins the game."
"This Joker... is a Punter.."
"..who bets on itself."
"Don't lock horns, or you'll regret it."
"Don't lock horns, or it'll be war."
After 65 years in darkness..
Not one...but three states have declared..
..to supply electricity to Paglapur.
"Everyone's bidding, million colours out there."
"Million colours"
"They will don... the colour of the joker."
"Along with the joker"
"Everyone's bidding, millions out there."
"They will don... the colour of the joker."
"Take the black, the yellow or the blue."
"Give some green and get some votes"
"This Joker... is a Punter.."
"..who bets on itself."
"Don't lock horns, or you'll regret it."
"Don't lock horns, or it'll be war."
"Don't lock horns, or you'll regret it."
"Don't lock horns, or it'll be war."
Okay, cut it.
Good shot.
Well done. Next shot.
Mr. President has decided to send our best officers..
..to Paglapur immediately.
In order to search for our missing American national..
..Mr. Simon Goback, who has been abducted by aliens.
"The games been played, the bets are high."
"The bets are high."
"Every player is after the joker."
"The games been played, the bets are high."
"Every player is after the joker."
"There's the eight, the nine and ten."
"Hail to the queen, the king and the ace."
"This Joker... is a Punter.."
"..who bets on itself."
"Don't lock horns, or you'll regret it."
"Don't lock horns, or it'll be war."
"Don't lock horns, or you'll regret it."
"Don't lock horns, or it'll be war."
After 65 years of Independence..
..not one, but three states have..
..provided water facility for Paglapur.
"Don't lock horns.."
"Don't lock horns, or you'll regret it."
"Don't lock horns, or it'll be war."
"This Joker... is a Punter.."
"Punter... This Joker."
The FBI's here looking for Simon.
We've achieved our goals.
Time to end this game.
Tonight aliens will set Simon free.
And return to their planet.
But, what if Simon tells our secret to everyone?
The condition we leave him in..
..no one will believe a word he says.
Simon. Go back. Simon. Go back.
Simon, return. Go.
Simon. Go back.
Looking at Simon's condition..
..it seems like the aliens have raped him.
Do you expect a lift to America?
Go.
Why did he stop?
What will the alien's next move be?
UFO.
Aliens disappeared.
Maybe they went inside the UFO?
Release it. Release it.
The UFO has taken off.
Aliens are returning home.
Run, run. - Run.
Let's go, let's go. - Hurry.
Come on, come on.
It's a balloon.
Run.
What's that falling from above?
Who put this blanket on me?
Get it off. I can't see.
Get off me. - Just protecting you.
Move aside.
And now... straight from their faraway planet..
..of rotten fruits and vegetables.
Look..
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you..
..the aliens of Paglapur.
Fruit salad anyone?
And now, may I present to you the ringmaster..
..of our little alien circus.
Check...and mate.
I had my doubts. They are Nazis.
Bloody.. - I am proud of Sattu.
Taking him to their concentration camp.
Chief wake up and smell the coffee
Yes.
Calm down. Let me go.
Let me go.
Just a minute.
Babban.
"He'll come."
"He'll surely come."
"He'll be here."
Bobby.
Bobby, come here, come here.
Shoot from here.
I think it's a female.
Babban.
Speak louder.
Babban.
What's it saying?
If I could understand wouldn't I have talked to him directly?
Enact what he's trying to say.
They received our message... two years ago.
They've been watching us since.
That means your machine's been working all along.
Yeah.
That means my machine's been working all along.
My machine's working, someone tell NASA about it.
What else?
Before contacting us they wanted to make sure..
..that we're good people.
And now they're assured that...we're nice people.
They're assured that we're nice people.
Listen, listen.
Yes. - They're assured.
Who will assure us that..
..they've been watching us for two years?
Quickly. Get the camera.
Quickly. - Move, move, move.
Hurry up. - Run.
Open it. - It isn't opening.
They're saying they've a present for us..
We'll get our present as soon as they leave.
Leave? What's the hurry?
Stay for dinner.
Do come again.
Bye.
Brother Sattu, there's no present here.
No wheat .. no grains... nothing.
Yes. - Show me.
Move back.
What are you doing? - Don't touch the camera.
Stop misbehaving.
Sattu.
What happened? What happened?
Tell me. - Look.
What is this? - Quickly. Look. What's going on?
Brother Sattu, come quickly. - What happened?
Quickly. Brother Sattu, Look. What's going on?
What's going on here?
I don't want the present.
Save me.
Hey. - What is it? What is it?
Black water.
It's oil.
There's oil in Paglapur.
I always said there's oil here!
"Don't lock horns.."
"Don't lock horns, or you'll regret it."
"Don't lock horns, or it'll be war."
"Don't lock horns, or you'll regret it."
"Don't lock horns, or it'll be war."
"This joker's...a Punter"
"Punter...this Joker"
This is great. - Give me the joker.
Give me the joker. - Give it.
We'll give you anything. - Enough!
Be quiet.
Joker never belonged to any colour
..and it never will.
This joker will be on his own.
"Don't lock horns.."
Paglapur needs no one.
"..or it'll be war."
"Don't lock horns, or you'll regret it."
"Don't lock horns, or it'll be war."
What are you doing?
Joker! - "This joker's...a Punter"
"..who bets on itself."
"I'm a card belonging to the deck."
"But without a colour."
"When someone gets his hands on me."
"He wins the game."
"This Joker... is a Punter.."
"..who bets on itself."
"Don't lock horns, or you'll regret it."
"Don't lock horns, or it'll be war."
"Don't lock horns, or you'll regret it."
"Don't lock horns, or it'll be war."
"Don't lock horns.."
"Don't lock horns, or you'll regret it."
"Don't lock horns, or it'll be war."
"This Joker... is a Punter.."
"Punter... This Joker."
"Oh, her killer looks.."
"..her intoxicating gait."
"Oh, her killer looks.."
"..her intoxicating gait."
"She's here to entertain and unfurl some excitement"
"My intentions are wicked."
"My curves are to die for."
"My thoughts are lethal."
"My illusions are magical."
"It's a sinful body, a big blemish."
"This girl never learns."
"She's out of her senses."
"She's as fearless as one can be."
"She'll now reveal the secrets."
"Let the suspense out now girl!"
"I want Just you."
"Baby, I want Just you."
"I want Just you."
"Baby, I want Just you."
"I was..."
"..thirsty till now."
"After two pegs.."
"..I am the Queen of Jhansi."
"I've set out...to conquer."
"Yes, it's a place in your heart I want."
"It's a sinful body, a big blemish."
"This girl never learns."
"She's out of her senses."
"She's as fearless as one can be."
"She'll now reveal the secrets."
"Say it once more girl."
"I want Just you."
"Baby, I want Just you."
"I want Just you."
"Baby, I want Just you."
"My intentions are wicked."
"My curves are to die for."
"My thoughts are lethal."
"My illusions are magical."
"Just you."
"Just you. - Just you."
"Just you."
"Sing, sing, sing, my boy."
"The entire world has finally woken up."
"The world's in my pocket."
"Dance in English and boogie in Hindi."
"Sing. Sing"